T-shirt - 10 Plagues of Egypt

Wear the limited apocalyptic edition and relive the ultimate showdown between Moses and the Egyptian Pharaoh!

What's on the shirt?

🩸 1. Water into Blood – The Nile turned red. Fish went belly up, Egyptians went looking for bottled water.

🐸 2. Frogs – Everywhere. In the bed, in the oven, in the sandals. Imagine that morning.

🦟 3. Gnats – Because frogs weren't enough. God has a sense of escalation.

🪰 4. Flies – Another wave of insects. Pharaoh still stubborn. Respect for the persistence, but terrible strategy.

🐄 5. Livestock Disease – Egypt's herds fell. An economic catastrophe of biblical proportions – literally.

🤕 6. Boils – Painful sores on people and animals alike. Even Pharaoh's magicians couldn't stand up straight.

🌨️ 7. Hail – Fire and ice falling from the sky simultaneously. Special effects Hollywood can't afford.

🦗 8. Locusts – Devoured everything that survived the hail. Nature pulled off a double combo.

🌑 9. Darkness – Three days of absolute darkness. Not even a candle helped. Egypt experienced a blackout before it was cool.

💀 10. Death of the Firstborn – The last and heaviest plague. This is where the jokes stop. Pharaoh finally gave in, the Israelites hit the road – and the feast of Passover was born.

📖 Lesson at the End The story of the Ten Plagues (Exodus, chapters 7–12) isn't just about miracles and catastrophes. It's a story about freedom, the stubbornness of power, and the fact that when someone says "Let my people go" – you should probably listen.

Material: 100% cotton, resistant to frogs, gnats, and locusts (not subject to biblical plagues – warranty does not apply to other life's hardships).

👕 Wear history. Start a conversation. Educate thy neighbour.

"Let my people go… and buy the shirt."